Friday, April 1, 2005
APRIL FOOLS: The New Celebrity Craze - PDA = WMD?
Posted by Jon Westfall in "NEWS" @ 09:15 AM
In what appears to be a disturbing new trend...
"Supermodel Naomi Campbell has angrily rejected US reports that she assaulted a personal assistant with a PDA. The 34-year-old catwalk babe and author is alleged to have set about her PA with a Blackberry during a jaunt to Rio de Janeiro."
While I'm not close to the celebrity hubs of NYC or Southern California, some of our Thoughts Media Contributors are. While they didn't want to be publicly identified (as their information is unable to be corroborated), I've decided to post on this disturbing new trend.
Personally, I believe this has reached epidemic proportions!
"Supermodel Naomi Campbell has angrily rejected US reports that she assaulted a personal assistant with a PDA. The 34-year-old catwalk babe and author is alleged to have set about her PA with a Blackberry during a jaunt to Rio de Janeiro."
While I'm not close to the celebrity hubs of NYC or Southern California, some of our Thoughts Media Contributors are. While they didn't want to be publicly identified (as their information is unable to be corroborated), I've decided to post on this disturbing new trend.
BigDaddy in NYC said: The Other day I saw Jerry Seinfeld and Donald Trump appearing to argue over who was the bigger TV Star in front of Nobu in NYC. When Trump took out his Motorola Mpx and hit Seinfeld with it, I couldn't believe it. I guess that thing really is a brick.
DJ from Australia said: While recently walking along the streets of Perth, I recently saw Mel Gibson's Palm crumble over the blow of a simple pedestrian and his I-Mate. I was shocked to see blood and integrated circuits strewn across the intersection!
Ehhhh from unknown said: I've noticed that Paris Hilton has been removing reporters from her path not with her bodyguard, but with her Sidekick as of late. The other day I saw her plant it squarely into one of their eyes! Ouch, that's gotta hurt...
Personally, I believe this has reached epidemic proportions!
