Saturday, March 1, 2003
PerversionTracker: Apparently Useless Software
Posted by Jason Dunn in "OFF-TOPIC" @ 10:00 PM
This is utterly off topic, but I laughed so hard reading this site that I just had to pass it along [WARNING: PG-13 rated site with caustic humour ahead]. The fine folks at PerversionTracker live by this creed:
"The highly trained PerversionTracker staff locates the very worst of Mac software. We search the web for 15 minutes a day — so you don’t have to!"
Here's a typical comment from the site:
"I’m not sure that anyone has ever really wished for a text-based racing game, but all the same, that’s what we’ve been given. Frankly, nothing can excuse this fetid little pile of frass. Nothing perhaps, other than pathological misanthropy on the part of the authors. They really must hate all humanity, since this game really has nothing going for it, nor is there any tenable reason to subject others to this flavor of torture, which is reminiscent of nothing so much as a warm loogie drifting through the inner reaches of the ear canal."
I don't know who the guy is that writes this site, but he's got a caustic wit that puts American Idol's Simon to shame. If you enjoy watching someone critique software with the grace of an icepick-wielding psychopath, this is the site for you.
"The highly trained PerversionTracker staff locates the very worst of Mac software. We search the web for 15 minutes a day — so you don’t have to!"
Here's a typical comment from the site:
"I’m not sure that anyone has ever really wished for a text-based racing game, but all the same, that’s what we’ve been given. Frankly, nothing can excuse this fetid little pile of frass. Nothing perhaps, other than pathological misanthropy on the part of the authors. They really must hate all humanity, since this game really has nothing going for it, nor is there any tenable reason to subject others to this flavor of torture, which is reminiscent of nothing so much as a warm loogie drifting through the inner reaches of the ear canal."
I don't know who the guy is that writes this site, but he's got a caustic wit that puts American Idol's Simon to shame. If you enjoy watching someone critique software with the grace of an icepick-wielding psychopath, this is the site for you.
